"Jumbo Colour RS120V"

Known in the trade as: "Enola Gay".

Calibre: hexagonal, 11 mm.

Special feature: unvarnished but waterproofed.

Handling: thick and robust, ensuring the firmest grip possible. Ideal for proofreaders who sweat profusely.

Taste: at first, overpowering and unusually meaty both in aroma and on the palate.

Too much of a good thing, if you ask me! Mellows with age.

Signature: a deep, mature, sensual red. Conjures up images of wildfire. Has a slight hint of caramelised brown.

Precision: not for the timid. Tends to strike out an entire sentence when applied to a single misplaced comma.

Most suitable for: faulty syntax, paragraphs, pages. And delivering the death blow to large game.